Girl in closet

Nov 20

The world is coming to an end. I just saw a closed Seven Eleven!

Nov 02

I love Imagine Poker 2. Where else can you hear “Barack Obama has run out of chips”

Oct 23

Kings of Leon - “Taper Jean Girl”

Jul 24

I spent three days thinking of a nice name for a blog but since nothing has come up, I’ll have to postpone.

Jul 10

RT @iTweetFacts: Are you homy? ( #RetweetIf u read that wrong.)

Jul 05

Fast thinking, mom

  • Me: If you could bring three things to a deserted island, what would you bring?
  • My mom: Tom Hanks

Apr 28 Reblogged

teenagesex: I think I just fell in love

teenagesex:

I think I just fell in love

Apr 28 Reblogged

9gag: Piercing names. Because I was always curious.

9gag:

Piercing names. Because I was always curious.

Apr 28 Reblogged

xkcd: If you’re 15 or younger, then just remember that it’s nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.

xkcd:

If you’re 15 or younger, then just remember that it’s nevertheless probably too late to be a child prodigy.

Apr 28 Reblogged

I have been there for you multiple times,

blow-job:

I’ve offered you to stay when you had no where else to go, I sat there and was there for you when you were feeling extremely down and no one else was there, I let you sit with me until two in the morning just so I knew you were ok and when it comes to me needing you, you have no fucking time for me.

Fuck you.

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