November 2011
2 posts
The world is coming to an end. I just saw a closed Seven Eleven!
I love Imagine Poker 2. Where else can you hear “Barack Obama has run out of chips”
October 2011
1 post
July 2011
3 posts
I spent three days thinking of a nice name for a blog but since nothing has come up, I’ll have to postpone.
RT @iTweetFacts: Are you homy? ( #RetweetIf u read that wrong.)
Fast thinking, mom
Me: If you could bring three things to a deserted island, what would you bring?
My mom: Tom Hanks
April 2011
8 posts
I have been there for you multiple times,
blow-job:
I’ve offered you to stay when you had no where else to go, I sat there and was there for you when you were feeling extremely down and no one else was there, I let you sit with me until two in the morning just so I knew you were ok and when it comes to me needing you, you have no fucking time for me.
Fuck you.
“The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more,...”
March 2011
2 posts
Normally it’s difficult getting me off the couch but that spider did a hell of a job.
February 2011
9 posts
“I’m sick of following my dreams. I’m just going to ask them where...”
– Mitch Hedberg
WatchMonty Python - International Philosophy
It’s scary how much Marie from Everybody loves Raymond resembles my aunt. My dad is clearly Raymond and taking Marie’s side instead of Debra’s who of course is my mother. I must be Alice who has grown old enough to understand what Marie is doing.
I guess that’s why my mom loves that show.
January 2011
6 posts
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I'd rather regret doing something than regret not...
Last night I fell in love with stumbleupon which I should never have. It kept me awake till 6. Now I can’t sleep and I’m watching childrens tv. Damn you stumbleupon and thank you for a great night.
Papa Roach - “Hollywood Whore”
December 2010
16 posts
thrilld.com
I just joined thrilld.com!
Blue Foundation - “Eyes On Fire”
Kampeska: amusing adult truths; →
loveandmixtapes:
1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment in an argument when you realize you’re wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is a…
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
3 posts
